Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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