I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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