Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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