I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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