Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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