we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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