I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i believe in u and ur pee
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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