he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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