If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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