hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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