Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
should my penis look like a turkey
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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