what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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