he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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