Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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