make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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