lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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