So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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