He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He? As in you personified your dick?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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