I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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