How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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