I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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