brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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