wanna go halves on a baby?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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