You can't motorboat a personality
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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