I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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