p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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