i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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