Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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