I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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