Me too!
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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