Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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