I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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