If that was your dad, he is hot
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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