So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
they need to just BURY HIM!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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