what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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