You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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