nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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