never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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