If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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