Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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