Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
