hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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