Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Do vagina's smell?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
