This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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