do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
false alarm. still invincible.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
