I wannas sexs uuuuu
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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