it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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