You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Terrible idea I love it
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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