My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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