How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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