To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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