Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
home. puking in laundry basket.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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