what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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