Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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