My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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