Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Randomize
